Anti-Gravity | ability | S-Tier | Makes the consumer float upward and jump much higher than normal. One of the most powerful ability effects. |
Athletic | ability | A-Tier | Increases the consumer's running speed. A strong ability boost for physical performance. |
Balding | cosmetic | A-Tier | Causes the consumer's hair to fall out completely. A purely visual transformation. |
Bright-Eyed | ability | A-Tier | Makes the consumer's eyes emit light like flashlights, illuminating the area around them. |
Calming | state | C-Tier | Soothes the consumer, reducing their aggression and anxiety levels. |
Calorie-Dense | cosmetic | B-Tier | Makes the consumer appear noticeably overweight. A visual body transformation. |
Cyclopean | cosmetic | S-Tier | Merges the consumer's eyes into a single large eye in the center of their face. |
Disorienting | state | D-Tier | Inverts the consumer's controls, swapping left/right and up/down inputs. |
Electrifying | cosmetic | S-Tier | Surrounds the consumer's body with crackling electrical sparks and lightning arcs. |
Energizing | ability | B-Tier | Gives the consumer a burst of energy, slightly increasing their movement speed. |
Euphoric | state | B-Tier | Fills the consumer with intense happiness and well-being, visibly improving their mood. |
Explosive | state | D-Tier | Causes the consumer to violently explode after a ticking countdown, killing them and damaging nearby NPCs. |
Focused | ability | B-Tier | Sharpens the consumer's concentration and mental clarity, improving task performance. |
Foggy | state | A-Tier | Clouds the consumer's mind, slowing their reactions and reducing awareness. |
Gingeritis | cosmetic | B-Tier | Changes the consumer's hair color to red/ginger. A purely cosmetic color change. |
Glowing | cosmetic | A-Tier | Makes the consumer's entire body emit a bright radioactive green glow. |
Jennerising | cosmetic | A-Tier | Transforms the consumer's appearance to look female. A dramatic facial transformation. |
Laxative | state | D-Tier | Causes the consumer to suffer constant embarrassing digestive accidents. |
Lethal | state | D-Tier | Kills the consumer on use. The most dangerous effect - use with extreme caution. |
Long Faced | cosmetic | S-Tier | Stretches the consumer's neck to an abnormal length. A humorous visual distortion. |
Munchies | state | C-Tier | Triggers an intense craving for food, making the consumer seek out something to eat. |
Paranoia | state | D-Tier | Makes the consumer extremely anxious, causing them to look around nervously and suspiciously. |
Refreshing | state | C-Tier | Revitalizes the consumer with a clean, cool sensation that slightly boosts their mood. |
Schizophrenic | state | D-Tier | Causes the consumer to hear strange sounds and voices from all directions. |
Sedating | state | B-Tier | Makes the consumer drowsy and sluggish, significantly slowing their movement. |
Seizure-Inducing | state | D-Tier | Triggers violent seizures, causing the consumer to collapse and shake uncontrollably. |
Shrinking | cosmetic | S-Tier | Significantly reduces the consumer's physical size. The highest-value cosmetic effect in the game. |
Slippery | ability | A-Tier | Makes the consumer's movement slippery and harder to control, causing them to slide around. |
Smelly | cosmetic | D-Tier | Surrounds the consumer with a visible stink cloud that repels nearby NPCs. |
Sneaky | ability | B-Tier | Reduces the consumer's detection radius, making them harder for police to spot. |
Spicy | cosmetic | A-Tier | Sets the consumer's head on fire with visible flames. A dramatic visual effect. |
Thought-Provoking | cosmetic | A-Tier | Enlarges the consumer's head and brain to a comically large size. |
Toxic | state | D-Tier | Poisons the consumer, turning their skin green and causing them to vomit repeatedly. |
Tropic Thunder | cosmetic | A-Tier | Dramatically darkens the consumer's skin tone. A visual skin color change. |
Zombifying | cosmetic | S-Tier | Turns the consumer into a zombie with pale grey-green skin and shambling movement. |
